The Skeet Commandments to Getting a Threesome

1) Talk about it with those you’d like to be involved

 Believe it or not this is the most important step in getting a threesome. This isn’t  aTeam Skeet scene, you can’t just go up to 2 girls and whip out your cock and expect them to be down to pound. (Although ,that would be nice)Talk about it with whomever you’d like to triple bone. If it’s a girlfriend and you want to get her in the sack with another girl, tread carefully and make her bring it up at some point.  This could be done several ways in conversation, ask if she’s ever kissed a girl, if she’s ever thought of another girl, etc.

    If it’s with some fuck buddies, the conversation doesn’t have to be so serious, just let them know of your intentions and get their thoughts on the situation. If your fuck buddies (or fuck buddies to be) are friends, this will make the situation a lot easier as girls are more prone to bone a friend in this situation.

2) Erase the “slut” stigma that comes with a threesome

One thing that will stop a girl from having a threesome with you is if she has some beliefs that she’s a slut for craving or wanting sex with more than one person. This one won’t be easy but you’ll have to let her know you think it’s cool that she’s even considering the thought. There is nothing wrong with being a little pervy. Just dont be too pushy.

3) Get A Lil Help From Your Friends

 Look, I’m not saying you should all get shitfaced & take copious amounts of drugs but maybe you should pop open a bottle of wine before you get down to the sexual healing. Relax and have a good time! Set the mood with a couple of glasses and maybe put on some good music to set the tone. Avoid anything overly cheezy.

4) Make sure your hygiene is on point

Uhhh this one seems like a no brainer but it needs to be said. If you know you’re gonna be getting it in with two beautiful girls, make sure you’re looking good, smelling good, and of course feeling good. It’s a big night, you also don’t want any stage fright!

5) Enjoy one of the best nights of your life

 You did it!! You somehow convinced your girlfriend or two other awesome girls to go for it and have a threesome with you. Now it’s time to bask in the glory and have the time of your life. Don’t blow it…too soon and have fun! Life. You’re living it!