The Skeet Commandments To Being An Amazing Wingman

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1) Know Your Role

This might sound painfully obvious but we’ve heard horror stories of the wingman forgetting his role one too many times. This can not only ruin the pickup but a friendship along the way too! Amongst all the excitement in picking up a hot chick with your friend, it’s easy to sometimes  lose focus on why you’re there. That’s why it’s important to just know your damn role.

  And your role is simple. To make your friend look like the most interesting man in the world to his potential lay. If you’re busy trying to flirt with her or not hyping up your friend to be the most amazing dude ever, you’re just doing it wrong. Chime in every now and then when appropriate about how much of an awesome dude your friend is, tell them he discovered a cure for cancer, whatever it takes. Know your role and keep your head in the game. Your hype man skills have got to be on par with that of an old school WWF manager. Become the wingman game

Oh and if you have to make yourself look like an idiot to make your friend look cool, by all means feel free to do so. Remember, it’s not about you.

 

2) Take The Ugly Friend If You Have To

 Remember, the guy who walks up first to the girl(s) gets to pick who he wants. If you have to take an ugly friend, so be it.

There’s always the potential of getting laid yourself by being the wing man but sometime you have to take a bullet. Have fun and get the job done. Remember, your friend would do the same for you.

 

3) Be The Best Wingman You Can Be

 My father always told me to be the best, you GOTS to BE the best! Actually, my father never really said that but the point is…..if you’re gonna be a wingman, you’ll want to be the best damn wingman the game has ever seen!

 

4) Stay Positive

Now is not the time to make fun of your buddy or bring up any embarrassing moments. Remember, it’s time to make him look like the greatest dude ever. Leave the bro banter at home.