Skeet Commandments to Getting A Girls Number

 Being a self- proclaimed social butterfly , I tend to to frequent  a lot of bars , clubs and other social  settings.  When going out there is always 99.9 % chance that at least one will approach in the attempts of taking you home with them or just trying to get your number and to be completely honest very few men have failed  to succeed in either! Luckily for our Skeet Society readers we have your back! So here is a foolproof of succeeding in getting a girls number (or in her pants) when approaching her at bar!

1.Make Conversation

This is probably the most important rule of them all  and probably the deciding factor on whether or not you will succeed on your task! The best way to go about it is not showing your direct interest from the start. Try to steer away from the cliche “What do you do?”  or the worst one of them all  “Tell me about yourself.”  I am here to have a drink, not to fill out an “about me” section on Myspace.  Try going up to a girl and asking a girl  her opinion on something random, or try to start a conversation about the idiot thats are clearly wasted and making fools of themselves in the corner.

 

Barbie Fun Tip: If the bar is full and you are trying to get a drink  tell the girl that  whoever the bartender gets too first has to purchase the drinks for both of them ;) !

 

But please remember don’t be too pushy or too clingy, if you’ve tried your best  and the girl is still not interested then on to the next. I’m sure you will have about 10 more girls to choose from.

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2. Make Her Laugh

Congrats, you have unlocked the first level! You already broke the ice, so how do you keep her hooked? Girls don’t like to be bored with stupid things like how many times you go to the gym or how much your shirt costs. Being funny and making a girl laugh is probably the oldest and best trick in the book! Dont be afraid to be silly. Chances are if she’s a cool chick she’ll go along with it and it will earn you some cool points.

3. Do Your Own Thing

Never  overstay your welcome. Since you already made the first impression, you don’t want to cling on to her all night!  Go back to your friends and hang out with them for a little so you can see that you’re not just some thirsty dude who just went out to see how many chicks he can pick up. Don’t be afraid to ask her to dance but like I said don’t be that clingy creeper girls try to get rid of during the night.

4. Go in for the Kill!

 

Alright, the moment has come time to see if all your hard work has paid off! Try approaching the girl  again and asking her how she has enjoyed her night so far. Let her know that it was cool chatting with her and you would like to do it again sometime!  Ask her for her number, and if you followed the previous commandments to the , then you my young grasshopper should have succeeded!

 

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Now go celebrate your victory and buy yourself another beer.  And don’t text her till the next day ;)

Good Luck My Dear Skeeters,

XOXO,

Barbie