Skeet Commandments : Being The Best Fuck Buddy

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The invention of fuck buddies was genius! All the benefits of having a relationship without all the bullshit. With this great invention came great responsibility. We at Skeet Society take this responsibility seriously, check out our pointers on how to be the best fuck buddy.

  1. ‘Fuck Buddy’ the name says it all! Make sure you and your partner are aware this is just about sex. Honesty is always the best policy when it comes to fuck buddies.
  2. Always use protection! Better to avoid diseases and babies.
  3. Do not expect anything other than sex! After the act there’s no need to stay over, cuddle or ask questions. If yo
    u are expecting, then you already broke Skeet Commandment #1. Tsk Tsk.
  4. No phone calls or text the next day! (Unless it’s about getting some again.)
  5. If you meet up in public, NO PDA. This might confuse your fuck buddy, so it’s better just to avoid it.
  6. Jealousy need not exist. There is nothing to be jealous about, so stop right now!
  7. Stay clean! Slacking on hygiene can kill the vibe. Don’t let your laziness cause your fuck buddy to lose interest.
  8. A fuck buddy is just a fuck buddy , don’t count on them to come help you out with the a flat tire or pick you up when you’re drunk. DO call them late at night when you’re feeling horny
  9. Try New things! Don’t be afraid to tell your fuck buddy about your fantasies and things you would like to try! With fuck buddies you shouldn’t worry what they think of your sexual requests.
  10. A fuck buddy should be FUN! If it’s not fun, then time find a new fuck buddy. This one is obviously not doing something right.